Funny first date, most embarrassing

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Funny first date, most embarrassing
First Date
>If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
>down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
>ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes
>the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
>embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
>
>The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
>absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was
>midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
>her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
>day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
>never met before.
>
>The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
>headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
>mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have
>had that extra latte.
>
>They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
>middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
>it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
>and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had
>better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat
>of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
>yanked her pants down and started.
>
>In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
>rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood
>on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
>gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about
>was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
>nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware
>of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
>discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
>
>Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
>she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
>quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
>cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
>she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
>with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need
>of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
>with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes,
>he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally
>managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
>
>Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a
>real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
>free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking
>about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both
>quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as
>she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants
>and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter,
>she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be
>"pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
>
>Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to
>being pissed off.