Valentine's disappearance act

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Ed was in trouble. He forgot Valentine's day . His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing ever since.

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I hope you all got your better half something special. If nothing else, searching for you will give us a reason to have a run.

Denis

[LibertyFever]

I don't know why she would have been upset. She got exactly what she asked for ;D

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Ha ha...Randy, you are bad!!
Rachel

[mycj5]

hahahaha that is funny but Paul would be missing too lol